miércoles, 20 de julio de 2011



– I bought something from you last week, and I'm very disappointed.
– Oh yeah? What's the problem?
– Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.
[laughter, applause]
– What's the matter, it run out of juice?
– No, no, it's completely frozen!
[knocking on table]
– Oh, yeah, I can see that.
I tell you what: let's try it on orange.
– That's got a few black spots, you see...
– Oh, dear, yes. Sorry about that.
– Well, is there anything I can do to get my blackberry working?
– Well, could be an application issue.
Where'd you store that Blackberry?
– Well, it was on my desktop.
– Well, you could try using a mouse to drag the blackberry to the trash.
Then after you've done that, you might wanna launch the blackberry from the desktop.
– Well, I've already tried that a few times. I mean, all it did was mess up windows.
– [clears throat] Well, it might be worth waiting a couple of weeks.
They've got the latest blackberries coming in then.
– Well, could you give me a date?
– Certainly.
– Let me put that date in my diary.

– Anything else I can help you with?
– Yes, yes. I've also got a problem, to be honest, with my apple.
– Oh, dear, oh, dear. That is an old apple, isn't it?
– Yeah.
– When'd you buy that?
– Last week.
– Last week? They've brought out two new apples since then!
What's the problem with it?
– Well, I tried to put my dongle in it... [laughter] and it won't fit.
– Oh, yeah. [laughter]
And how big's your dongle?
– Well, I don't know much about these things, but my wife's seen a few dongles in her time... [laughter]
and she says a little bit on the small side. [laughter]
– Well, I'm afraid there's not a lot I can do about that. Tell you what: let me try booting it. [glass shatters]
Now it's crashed.
[laughter, applause]

Anything else I can help you with?
– Well, funnily enough, yes. My grandson's birthday's soon. 
– Oh, yeah.
– Now, he's already got an apple and a blackberry. I mean, have you got anything else that he might just like?
– Well, we're doing a special offer on these. I mean, I can't make head or tail of them, but the kids seem to like them.
– Oh yeah?
"Eggs box," £3.60.
[laughter, applause]

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